{"product_id":"im-fat-because-every-time-i-fuck-your-dad-he-makes-me-a-sandwich-vintage-gym-shirt","title":"I'M FAT BECAUSE EVERY TIME I FUCK YOUR DAD HE MAKES ME A SANDWICH VINTAGE GYM SHIRT","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"plugin-ruler__entry_block __sl-custom-track-product-ruler-plugin-hFPUhGp4\" data-__tracker-total-view-time=\"0\" data-__tracker-last-view-started=\"0\" data-__tracker-selector='[data-__tracker-id=\"a0l1abfk08\"]' data-__tracker-id=\"a0l1abfk08\" data-__tracker-viewed=\"1\" data-__tracker-view-once=\"1\" data-__tracker-view-success-once=\"1\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-size\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"parduct-size__item\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"flex- parduct-size__table__title\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"px-1 py-1 lg:px-0 fs-lg flex items-center bc-grey-200\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"flex-grow fw-bold color-black\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"px-1 pb-1 lg:px-0 bgc-white\" 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data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style='border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; letter-spacing: 0.35px; text-align: left; color: rgb(33, 43, 54); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"San Francisco\", \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", sans-serif; margin-block-start: 0px !important;'\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"flex-grow fw-bold color-black\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"px-1 pb-1 lg:px-0 bgc-white\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; letter-spacing: 0.35px; margin-block: 0px !important;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"px-1 pb-1 lg:px-0 bgc-white\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style='border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; letter-spacing: 0.35px; text-align: left; outline: none; color: rgb(33, 43, 54); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"San Francisco\", \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, \"Helvetica Neue\", sans-serif; margin-block-end: 0px !important;'\u003e\u003cul class=\"p-0 custom-bullets\" data-bdd=\"container-product-details\" data-sanitized-data-bdd=\"container-product-details\" data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-left: 30px; padding-left: 0px; margin-inline-start: 1em; row-gap: 0.4em; display: grid; list-style-position: outside; outline: none; margin-block: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin-block-start: 0px !important;\"\u003eMaterial: 100% cotton superior softness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;\"\u003eSize: from S to 5XL (chest width\/T-shirt length\/sleeve length) (cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block: 0px !important;\"\u003eUnisex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;\"\u003efeaturing a crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;\"\u003eShort sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;\"\u003ePackage: 1 x Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; outline: none; margin-block-end: 0px !important;\"\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cul data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-left: 30px; padding-left: 0px; margin-inline-start: 1em; row-gap: 0.4em; display: grid; list-style-position: outside; outline: none;\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; margin-block-start: 0px !important;\"\u003eMachine washing - turn inside out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;\"\u003eTumble dry on MED-LOW heat or line dry!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-sanitized-data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; padding-inline-start: 0.25rem; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; outline: none; margin-block-end: 0px !important;\"\u003eDo not iron directly onto the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-block-start: 1.25rem;\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"parduct-size__table__type\" style=\"border: 2px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; margin-top: 8px; display: inline-flex; flex: 0 0 auto;\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"parduct-size__table__type__item parduct-size__table__type__item--active\" data-unit-type=\"in\" data-unit=\"in\" data-size-chart-title=\"Size Chart\" parduct-size__table__type__item--active=\"\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; height: 27px; min-width: 44px; line-height: 27px; text-align: center; font-size: 12px; cursor: default; padding-right: 8px; padding-left: 8px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); margin-block: 0px !important;\"\u003eINCHES\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"parduct-size__table__content\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; position: relative; margin-top: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content__overflow\" data-scroll-lock-scrollable=\"\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(var(--border-color)); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; display: flex; overflow-x: auto; font-family: Poppins; letter-spacing: 0.35px; align-items: flex-end; margin-block-start: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content__col  table__content_col__first \" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; flex: 1 1 0%; background-image: initial; background-position: initial; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; position: sticky; left: 0px; margin-block-start: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap; background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.05); margin-block-start: 0px !important;\"\u003eSIZE\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"S\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(232, 232, 225); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003eS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"M\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(232, 232, 225); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003eM\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"L\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(232, 232, 225); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003eL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"XL\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(232, 232, 225); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"2XL\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(232, 232, 225); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"3XL\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(232, 232, 225); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"4XL\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(232, 232, 225); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"5XL\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(225, 226, 232) rgb(232, 232, 225); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap; margin-block-end: 0px !important;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content__col \" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; flex: 1 1 0%; background-image: initial; background-position: initial; background-size: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 0px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap; background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.05); margin-block-start: 0px !important;\"\u003eCHEST\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"18\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003e18\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"20\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003e20\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"22\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003e22\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"24\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003e24\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"26\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 1px 1px 0px; border-color: rgb(225, 226, 232); -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin-block-start: 1.25rem; font-size: 12px; text-align: center; min-width: 80px; padding: 10px 8px; line-height: 14px; height: 36px; white-space: nowrap;\"\u003e26\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table__content_row\" data-type=\"28\" style=\"border-style: solid; border-width: 0px 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